Learner Alert

Monday is my test for my log books. I am freaking out just a little, or maybe a lot! I'm not a bad driver, but the high stress situation will kill me. I'm not worried about the fact i have to drive in traffic, I'm worried that i have to drive with a complete random, who is out to fail me! The stories I've heard that come out of Welshpool licencing centre are not making me feel at ease. Driving instructors are becoming unreasonable, i can understand the need to check my blind spot, indicate and even to stay on the left side of the road, but the amount of clicks my hand break makes, or pulling into a driveway within 4 houses after I've been asked to, I mean come on isn't that ridiculous? As if worrying about the old lady getting too close to my precious Mazda was enough i have to check my mirror every 6 seconds for safety or to evil eye her to back off! Wish me luck :D and hope my car doesnt end up like this!

 

Super skinny me

This girl came to the wrong audition. They weren't looking for the next top freak of nature.

To me her body seems warped, as if she has been photo-shopped to look like some kind of monster. The woman who claims to have the most skinny waist, has been praised by Tyra Banks, host of Americas Next Top Model. Banks an advocate for the more 'curvy' figure, however is shown in advertisement for the new season promoting the undernourished, skeletal figure. Is Beyonce one of the only role models out there which is flaunting what her mother gave her? Being proud of what she got and hot at the same time. The amount of influence this "role" model is having over young women is becoming extreme with a large increase of women applying at their local circus'.

Out of Control!

This week has just been out of control! I feel like my life my life is on fastforward and i have no time to hit pause and enjoy life. My hectic life came to a halt this afternoon once i realised i had missed my doctors appointment which i spent 3 months waiting for. My mind is a blur, i cannot see past my next subject, the next assignment i have to finish, the next driving lesson. The fog is obstructing my vision. Is there a button somewhere which will turn on my anti-fog lights! Things are beginning to clutter like a pile of dirty laundry, and the end of it all seems to far to imagine. Maybe November 19th this pile will be put into the washing machine?

someone take me back to my childhood........

Unhappy Showerer

Water Saving shower heads...How pointless are these devices? I may as well be having a shower under a hose. Just last week i noticed Dad had kindly swapped over my shower head to the new water saving head, whilst quite strangely leaving his shower as the nice big industrial version. The water trickles out so slowly and in such small portions 3/4 of my body is freezing while the other half receives minimal water! I mean its most certainly saving water by the minute, but not due to the fact i have to move my body frequently enough so my whole body gets its fair share of water droplets. Lets hope the Greens don't get in and these things are made compulsory!

Keyboard Warriors

Dont get me wrong i love sitting down to a bit of social networking from time to time, but Facebook is becoming ridiculous. It has become a breeding ground for rude 'keyboard warriors' who are plain nasty. If you don't know the legalities of it, posting untrue facts about others is actually considered Defamation, (a false accusation of an offense or a malicious misrepresentation of someone's words or actions). Although the world wide web is developing so rapidly, where are the laws put in place to protect people over the internet?I truly believe the real aim of social networking sites are being abused, instead of using the sites positively to connect with friends people are being cruel and caniving.
Apart from this rather small interlude my day was fine :D

Doing it for Fame

Lady Gaga is killing me. Her video 'Alejandro' came out only a few months ago but pictures in the Gossip column today have me infuriated again. Lady G famous for her fashion, or lack of was pictured crashing the Lollapalooza festival diving into the crowd with the bare minimal clothing. Supposedly a fashion icon, Gaga only turned up to the concert in a fishnet bra and stockings. We now all know you don't have a "donkey dick", so when you going to learn to cover up? If it wasn't for her large insult on my religion, i wouldn't have swapped sides against this little monster. When she was only the girl from New York who no one knew, who sang 'Just Dance' she was juicy, il admit it. Catchy tune, nice dance moves in the music video, she was like every other pop-star. Then the fame got to her head, swear the bitch is going nuts over all this attention. Someone needs to remind her that she's only had one album and bring her back to reality, that if it wasn't for the fact of her unnecessary attention seeking and overall weirdness she would be forgotten like the rest of todays fallen stars.  

Turn the lights on!

Kelvin is finally available as a part time blogger and full time awesome dude.